Florida Man Arrested For Throwing Cookie At Girlfriend

Cops say Florida Man has taken things to a new level. This time, he was arrested and jailed for throwing a hard cookie at his girlfriend. In the official report, Florida Man’s significat other accused her dude of hurling his cookie at her, leaving a red mark on the side of her head. When 41-year-old Wade Smith was interviewed about the alleged incident, he admitted to it and was taken into custody. No word on the status of the cookie or the victim. – Sean Roberts
Mmmmmm, cookies rule.